BOTR Reviews

I was not as much impressed by Andrea as fellow reviewers... She’s indeed the girl featured in her agency’s pages, but she’s probably shorter than the 5’6 claimed. More importantly, either her pictures have been photoshopped or she had gained weight since... Andrea remains a cute girl but far from the sex-bomb depicted in her pics. Her English is good and initial chit-chat is pleasant. Adrea, however, seemed keen to launch action and pushed me into the shower. When I came out, she was waiting for me almost naked on the bed, fondling her very beautiful breasts (arguably Andrea’s breasts are probably her best asset). All lights were green and I thought that we would have a lovely session... I was unfortunately wrong. Andrea kisses in a strange way, with a very active and “hard” tongue that I didn’t find particularly pleasant. Her BBBJ is better than her DFK, with attention to the man’s full anatomy and an unprompted and pleasant rimming. Sex is OK, in all known positions with a personal preference for her agreeably vigorous cowgirl. So, what went wrong? It was Anddrea’s attitude which came across as totally mechanical and rehearsed: she had a routine, she went through it, she checked a couple of points (“do you want some more X? Some more Y?) and that was it. I’ll let her the benefit of the doubt and say that we obviously didn’t click... but I will not return. PS: I don’t know what EG’s new system will give for her performance... My grade is 6,5.

First booking with Pearls-in-net (methinks), a new, at least to me, agency – flawless process, completed in a few text messages. Well-known hotel close to Gare de Lyon. Lovely girl opens the door, dressed very nicely and with a big smile on her face. I believe that she’s indeed the girl featured on her agency’s website but, of course, the pictures have been largely glamorised. Surprisingly good English, including many “technical” terms: I didn’t dare to ask (none of my business) but, I guess, Vidana must have worked in London before. Nice figure, rather tall and well-proportioned, natural and beautiful breasts; attractive face. The meeting started slowly with cuddling, kissing and mutual undressing. When I returned from the shower, she was waiting for me on the bed in lingerie: a very pleasant sight indeed. Vidana’s technique is not exceptional but she makes every effort to please her partner; she doesn’t like taking the lead but follows effectively directions. Her BBBJ is wet, somewhat perfunctory but still very exciting as it is done with a quasi-constant eye contact. When the favour is returned, Vidana visibly is not insensitive to it. Sex is OK and flaws effortlessly from one position to the other, with a personal highlight her very sexy cowgirl. Vidana refused CIF but had no issue with CIM. Overall, an agreeable meeting but nothing worth writing home about.

Avis aux voyageurs: Si vous allez de temps en temps à Londres, vous connaissez surement la quantité et, surtout, la qualité de l’offre disponible dans cette capitale mondiale de l’escorting. Mais même à Londres, les vraies trouvailles sont rares. Sophie est probablement LA meilleure « nouvelle » fille rencontrée ces quelques dernières années : prenez quelques secondes et clicquez sur le lien du site d’Allure : vous comprendrez ! Une fille qui vient tout juste d’avoir 20 ans, très grande, avec des jambes interminables, des seins naturels, petits mais très réactifs, des proportions de top modèle de lingerie et un visage de Madone vierge ! Simplement sublime ! Et au lit : de la dynamite ! Sophie fait tout et adore tout, peut vous garder dans sa bouche pendant des heures (vous n’y arriverez pas, j’ai essayé), adore se faire ramoner dans toutes les positions, voire dans tous les lieux (notre chauffeur de taxi londonien doit être encore choqué !) et déclare ouvertement que sa pratique préférée est la sodomie ! Et quand ce visage de Madone se tourne vers vous et avec sa petite voix cous demande « please, fuck my arse harder »… le ciel n’est pas trop loin !! Hautement recommandée : allez-y vite, je vous parie que dans quelques mois ses prix auront doublé.

J’ai booké Nata / Nadia à cause de mon reflexe pavlovien qui se manifeste chaque fois qu’un déjeuner saute à la dernière minute… Après la confirmation du booking, je suis venu sur EG, lu ses revues et …. j’ai failli annuler! Les reviews parlaient d’une fille : - qui est moche - qui n’embrasse pas DFK - qui n’aime pas qu’on l’embrasse dans le cou - qui est insensible au cuni - qui est chrono - etc, etc,… Les dieux de l’escorting m’ont protégé et je n’ai pas annulé… Merci les dieux ! Car la fille que j’ai rencontrée : - Certes, elle a un visage un peu fatigué mais franchement assez joli (la première photo de l’archive 050909 est vraiment la fille que vous rencontrez) et très souriant. Surtout elle a un corps splendide, notamment pour ceux qui (comme moi) aiment les filles minces : longiligne, taille mince, belles jambes, belles proportions et… une superbe paire de seins entièrement naturels et de taille rarement rencontrée sur une fille aussi mince… (après l’avoir rencontrée, je pense que les photos sur le site d’Olga (pas sur EG) représentent effectivement Nata/Nadia) - Elle adore embrasser (peut être mon dentifrice est meilleur que le votre ;-)), le fait souvent et bien et, notamment lors d’un long cowgirl, nous avons passé 10 minutes avec nos lèvres scellés dans un interminable et très agréable DFK. Effectivement, elle n’aime pas trop qu’on l’embrasse dans le cou mais probablement parce que cela la chatouille (je connais d’autres filles dans ce cas) - Elle adore le cuni, mouille abondamment et a joui (les signes biologiques ne trompent pas) avec ma langue et des doigts dans ses deux orifices - Exécute toute figure de façon bien et proactive (en doggy elle poussait plus fort que moi !), y compris l’anal qui doit commencer lentement et avec du lubrifiant mais qui, assez vite, se transforme en une cavalcade effrénée. Laissez-la (ou demandez-lui) de se caresser pendant que vous la sodomisiez… vous verrez ce qui se passe ! ;-) - Offre un BJ dans l’état de l’art, particulièrement endurant et avec beaucoup d’attentions sur toute la région… et son BJ finit dans un CIM très agréable, gardé en bouche longtemps… - N’est pas du tout chrono : je n’avais pris qu’un RDV d’une heure (c’est tout ce que j’avais comme temps libre) et j’ai allégrement dépassé mon temps Franchement, cela faisait longtemps que je n’avais pas rencontré une fille aussi agréable à Paris et à ces niveaux de prix – Comme McArthur a dit : « I shall return ! » ;-)

Je dois dire qu’après avoir lu toutes ces reviews positives sur Eva, je m’attendais à mieux… Ces photos sont fidèles (celles avec les cheveux frisés), donc pas de surprise de ce coté là (bien que ses seins sont trop mous et pendants à mon goût)… J’avais aussi intégré le fait qu’elle ne parlait pas anglais (ni français) mais… je ne m’attendais pas à une absence totale de communication : pendant tout le meeting, nous n’avons pas échangé plus de 5 mots ce qui, même pour un meeting court, est quand même rébarbatif… Quant aux services : tout ce qui est sur sa fiche est effectivement offert (100€ de supplément pour l’anal quand même). Mais la façon compte aussi : - Eva embrasse effectivement en mode DFK mais pas de façon extraordinaire - son BJ est nature et endurant mais pas exceptionnel - pendant l’amour elle est plutôt passive et donc sans technique particulière - l’anal est disponible mais Eva n’est clairement pas une pratiquante assidue donc cela lui fait mal ce qui m’a incité de m’arrêter assez rapidement - le CIM est accepté mais bon… rien d’exceptionnel de ce coté là non plus Une rencontre quelconque que je ne répéterai pas.

What a “rough diamond”! “Rough” because she opened the door in a quasi-sportswear and without the faintest idea of make-up... “Diamond” because her ugly attire and lack of make-up were not sufficient to hide her genuine beauty... “Rough” because her body still has some baby fat... “Diamond” because her body is well-proportioned, all natural, beautiful, and amazingly sensuous... and her face, simply divine! “Rough” because she hasn’t mastered yet the tricks of the trade... starts by kissing with tongue but not really in DFK mode, her BJ is timid and she comes across initially as quite reserved and passive... “Diamond” because after a while she relaxes, her attitude changes and she becomes passionate, forthcoming and quite adventurous... (incl. one of the most eager facials I have ever experienced!) I had a great meeting and I will return... and will not be surprised if, in the months to come, her (already high) marks improve significantly!

Hot Collection (and BE4U) is one of the agencies that have brought pictures photoshopping to quasi-perfection: the girls are indeed the ones featured on the pictures, they look natural but all their “good” points are brought forward and all their “bad” points hidden. This often gives pictures “too good to be true” (a devil’s advocate could say that, after all, isn’t that what marketing is all about?!) that one needs to de-code carefully to get a sense of the lady that he will meet. That applies fully to both Angela and Nina whom I met recently and to many-many other girls from these two (?) agencies that I have met over the years... Anyway... back to Nina. Our meeting started in a rather awkward way as the girl who opened the door was visibly not Nina but (as I found later) her flatmate: a couple of phone calls to the agency addressed the issue. Nina is indeed the girl featured on her agency pictures but certainly not the stunner that these pictures depict. Her face (one of her best assets) is what I would call typical Slovakian, with large, beautiful blue eyes framed by long black hair. Her body is rather slim but lacks tone and could afford the loss of a couple of kilos around the hips. All-in-all, Nina remains an attractive girl. In bed she’s very skilled and provides all services advertised by her agency willingly, skilfully and with a great attitude. Nothing is probably worth writing home about, but everything is pleasant and nice. Surprisingly (given that she’s at the relatively lower end of the price range and hence must be attracting many clients per day) she remains very eager to please and seems to enjoy what she’s doing. Extra mention is due to her A levels, provided in various positions and with the display of excellent and very proactive technique denoting IMO a girl who might not “love” this practice but certainly doesn’t mind it. A good experience, that I might repeat!

Hot Collection (and BE4U) is one of the agencies that have brought pictures photoshopping to quasi-perfection: the girls are indeed the ones featured on the pictures, they look natural but all their “good” points are brought forward and all their “bad” points hidden. This often gives pictures “too good to be true” (a devil’s advocate could say that, after all, isn’t that what marketing is all about?!) that one needs to de-code carefully to get a sense of the lady that he will meet. That applies fully to both Angela and Nina whom I met recently and to many-many other girls from these two (?) agencies that I have met over the years... Back to Angela: she doesn’t look (of course) as glamorous as in her pictures, but remains an attractive, tallish girl with long and very beautiful legs and an all-natural body. As fellow members have reported her breasts are small but this didn’t bother me much as I found them fitting to her frame. Her attitude is great and that adds a lot to the experience. She kisses nicely and her BBBJ is particularly deep and skilful. When the favour is returned she seems to enjoy it and that greatly enhances the rest of the experience. Angela is not very proactive and needs somewhat to be guided but delivers flawlessly... and the sensation of her legs wrapped around a man’s back (particularly, this mans’!) was without a doubt particularly pleasant. I will probably not repeat as London offers several girls of this calibre but Angela is probably close to the top of her price range.

Glamorised to the extreme pictures of a next-door girl who remains cute but nothing close to the blonde Valkyrie advertised (I shouldn’t be surprised given Electra’s price range but...) Cute face with a lovely smile, not as tall as I thought based on her pictures, well proportioned body but without much tone – lovely pair of all-natural breasts. Loves kissing and excels in it... I found that the rest of her oral skills were not at par with her kissing though: BJ too soft with no rhythm or energy... and stopped at her own initiative for a cowgirl which was OK, but not worth writing home about. Cowgirl was followed by all the usual positions and variations... delivered with decent technique but rather mechanically and unenthusiastically... Second round a bit of the same, finishing in COB as CIM was refused... Got what I was expecting from a 90mins short meeting but forgot everything about it a few minutes after leaving Electra’s flat... not a good sign.

Krystal is represented by (at least) 3 agencies when touring in Paris and one can also find her as “Dasha” or “Katrin”. When Krystal/Dasha/Katrin opened the door, I met a less glamour (obviously) version of the girl featured in her agency’s pictures but still very attractive: rather tall, with curves (not fat) in all the right places, a pair of enhanced but very harmonious breasts, a beautiful face, an enticing smile and... the attitude that has given Russian escorts their sultry reputation! Social time could have been good because Krystal’s English is OK and her attitude great, particularly witty and with the right level of “humorous sarcasm” only that... it didn’t last long enough... As soon as I came out of the shower Krystal was all over me!... What followed was 2 hours of very hot and pleasurable moments! Krystal’s technique is good without being stellar; all acronyms (but A) are in the menu, with a particular mention for her tit-fuck-BJ technique particularly well executed. But what made the meeting with Krystal special was the way she “delivered”: amazingly sexy, proactive, hot, enthusiastic and full of initiative. It is very rare to encounter such a willing attitude in bed from a girl specialised in short meetings. Did I mention that I really enjoyed myself??! ;-)

Lovely flat in the centre of Chelsea’s French colony, lovely girl elegantly dressed opening the door, chilled bottle of champagne: the evening started promisingly (but unfortunately didn’t keep all its promises) Fooled by Fiona’s proportions, I was expecting a much taller girl: entirely my fault as her height (5’6ish) is mentioned on her agency’s pages. Admittedly, Fiona has a well proportioned body with fit and very long legs (typically found only on much taller girls), a beautiful pair of natural breasts and a certain... feline grace in the way she moved. I found her face slightly tired and probably not her best asset but, I guess, this is me getting fussy. Her English is (slightly) accented but quasi-fluent and her attitude very open and natural: social time was particularly pleasant and led, very naturally, to some light kissing, which led to some heavy kissing, which led to a hasted mutual undressing while still on the living-room’s sofa... When we moved to the bedroom all lights were green but... I’m afraid, it didn’t work. I’ll be ready to accept part of the blame but Fiona and I didn’t click... As soon as more serious stuff started, her attitude became much more “hard” and professional (in the bad sense of the word) and, although her technique was good, I got the sense that she was going through a script, delivering one caress after the other and moving from one position to the other in a pre-established, routine way... Don’t dare to say that the meeting was unpleasant but I definitely didn’t forget I was with an escort... Your mileage may vary (hopefully) but I will not repeat.

Melanie has recently changed (some) of her pictures in (some) of her agencies and, personally, I think that her previous series depicted her better than her current one... in either case however, Melanie is a treat for people like yours truly who love tall, slim, model-like ladies. Should I have to find a lesser point, I’d say that her (enhanced) breasts are slightly too large for her frame but... hey, who am I to complain: melanie finds a good use for them! ;-) Melanie is somewhat older than the average escort one meets in London but it’s all to her advantage: she’s mellowed, intellectually mature, witty and displays a confident and positive attitude – her English is very good. One can have a decent conversation with Melanie, way beyond the chit-chat that typically takes place in short meetings. Needless to say that social time with her flies and is particularly pleasant. The same qualities become obvious once Melanie guides you to the bedroom: other girls might have (or not) “good technique”; Melanie has interiorised all technical issues and, simply, knows the buttons that she needs to push and the levers she needs to pull to satisfy her partner. For the record, her BBBJ is very close to best-practice and when the favour is reciprocated physical signs prove that her partner’s effort is clearly appreciated. Sex comes totally effortlessly and evolves from one position to the other totally naturally and greatly enhanced by her light weight which makes possible some “innovative” positions... and when these endless legs locked behind my back... heaven was not far! In the middle of the meeting I called the agency to extend; can’t remember the last time I did so in London. Caveat emptor: great lady, great meeting but only for model-like body lovers.

I’m surprised being the first one to review Marta, not only because she has been around for more than a year but also because she’s represented by some of the best agencies in London… anyway. Marta is the lady featured in her agency’s pictures only that… she has now changed her hairstyle, has a fringe and that changes her face immensely (and in my humble opinion, she was better without it). The picture that depicts her better is IMO the one where she sits on a couch in white lingerie. Marta is slim with an all natural body and a particularly pleasant to the touch skin: silky smooth and yet with grain, very tactile and reactive. Her entire body is actually reactive and watching her shivers go down her spine during doggy was particularly sexy. Marta’s love-making is seamless and her technique good but not to the point of pushing me to grab my pen and write home about it. That said, I absolutely adored DATY with Marta as her attitude during it and her reaction and her climax were, again, very natural and totally GFE. The overall experience remains nevertheless very pleasant with two key highlight: a very enthusiastic doggy and a BBBJ long, wet, enduring and particularly pleasant, finishing in a very intense CIM. A girl to recommend to fellow members seeking a very natural and gratifying GFE experience.

Quel dommage que le visage de Megan soit quelconque... et que sa dentition ait besoin de blanchissage… Vraiment dommage, car le corps de Megan est quasi-parfait et ses pratiques dans le lit de haut niveau ! (ma note pour « Looks » est la moyenne de 5 pour le visage et 8,5 pour le corps) Megan est une fille grande, longiligne, sans un gramme de gras sur le corps, avec des jambes fuselées et interminables, une taille de guêpe et une paire de seins pas trop grands mais naturels, absolument adaptés à son corps et très réactifs. Elle m’a accueilli dans un joli ensemble de lingerie et juchée sur ses talons de 12cms : inutile de dire que malgré mon 1m83 (et demi!), elle était plus grade que moi. Son attitude était très naturelle et ouverte et son anglais bon ; très rapidement et à sa propre initiative elle a commencé à explorer mes amygdales avec sa langue et franchement ce n’était pas désagréable. Le reste a suivi très naturellement : BJ profond, humide et très endurant, cowgirl très actif, missionnaire dans plusieurs variantes, doggy pendant lequel elle poussait presqu’autant que moi, et re-BJ, re-doggy, etc. le tout très-très bien ! J’avais payé le supplément pour A, et suggère à tous les amateurs du genre de le faire, car Megan non seulement a pris l’initiative de le proposer par elle-même mais, en plus, elle était tellement active et « enthousiaste » que soit elle aime vraiment ça, soit elle mérite un Oskar pour sa performance… En tout cas, notre session A a duré longtemps, dans plein de positions différentes et a été d’une intensité rarement vécue. J’aime bien l’anal et le pratique avec toutes les filles qui l’offrent : Megan est clairement dans le haut du panier ! Nous avons fini par une faciale + CIM magistral que Megan a accepté sans aucun problème, me gardant dans sa bouche longtemps après… Superbe !! Comme je disais plus haut, il faut qu’elle investisse une partie de ses gains chez un dentiste et pourra devenir une des stars des filles en tour.

Laura’s stellar performance has been described extensively and very positively on UK’s escort sites and I don’t have anything particular to add: Laura is game for everything and anything and delivers it with gusto e maestria. I have met her both solo and in 3somes and in both cases her performance was simply fantastic! I would like to add though that beyond her sexual prowess, Laura is also an extremely pleasant person to be with: natural, witty, sweet, always smiling, very down to earth and displaying a great attitude,... Frankly, a very pleasant girl – highly recommended.